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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's no signin' of, no muckley doos,
    take your johnson, your murphy or your evan's root
    and far it up
    meet us is the party code
    come on in the water's fine
    just idle on over and toss us a lard
    fast tractors, big liners, and a part

    Artist: Craig Morgan
    Real Lyric: There's no signing up, no monthly duestake your johnson, your mercury or your evinrude and fire it upmeet us out at party cove come on in' the waters finejust idle on over and toss us a limebasstrackers, bayliners and a party barge, strung together like a floating trailer park



    The story:

    I sang this in front of several REDNECK men (who love there country music) and they just thought I was hilarious for "making the song so funny" so I just went along with it lol

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