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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There's a killer on the road. His name is Herman Michael Jones.

    Artist: Doors
    Real Lyric: There's a killer on the road. His brain is squirming like a toad.
    The story:

    Riding in a car with my best friend driving and singing along to this hit by the Doors. When my friend heard my version of the song, she laughed so hard she had to pull over and park the car and GET OUT AND STAND ON THE STREET LAUGHING AT ME! Lucky I'm a good sport.

    Sorry, if there are any real Herman Michael Joneses out there!!

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