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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There must be fifty ways to leave your mother

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Song: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
    Real Lyric: There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

    The story:

    My mom didn't like my dad playing that CD in front of us, but dad was SOOOO sure we didn't really listen to the words. Then, one day, me and my sister started belting out the lyrics. We got them all right until we got to the chorus...
    (For the record, I was VERY young!)

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    3/23/2002 5:25 pm

    Age it happened

    5

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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