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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    There are no guns, no bums and no wooden teeth, no hungry mouths to feed

    Artist: Bette Midler
    Real Lyric: There are no guns, no bombs and no disease, no hungry mouths to feed

    The story:

    While the song was playing on the radio, I commented to my sister on how strange it was that one would sing about wooden teeth, and how rude it was to use the word "bums" to describe the homeless.

    She looked at me as if I'd farted in neon, to quote Christopher Moore.

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