The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My husband and I were eating dinner in Las Vegas. There was music in the background and the song came on. When it came to those lyrics, I asked my husband what he thought they were, and he told me the real words. I finally stopped laughing long enough to tell him what I thought they were for the last 30 years. Then he told me his favorite misheard lyric ("Rhythm Tootsia", or "Driven to Tears" by The Police). I just about fell on the floor laughing.
Let me close by saying that I feel validated that someone else heard "xylophone"!! See? I'm not the only one!
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Anonymous
Submitted on
5/18/2006 5:34 pm
Age it happened
38
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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Are you sure you're talking about the right song? I seriously doubt The Four Seasons would be singing a lyric with that B word in it!
Marcus Jan 24, 2014 6:52 pm
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Hey, I get it now. The "real" lyric above is inappropriate for this song, but "The xylophone, it injured my kazoo" is misheard for "As I recall, it ended much too soon", which is a lyric in the song.
Marcus Jun 17, 2014 3:35 pm