The toast that you dine on.

The story:

I was driving when I first heard this song, and when
I misheard that line, I started laughing
hysterically. I was thinking, there is no way those
are the actual lyrics. I meant to look them up, but
kept forgetting. So every time I heard the song, I
used the misheard lyrics in place of the actual
ones. I eventually did look them up out of
curiosity, but I like the misheard version better.
It's funny.