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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The smell of that chick just took the smile from my face ...

    Don't lean on me man 'cause you can't afford the ticket, I'm back from some of that city!

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Suffragette City
    Real Lyric: This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place ...Don't lean on me man 'cause you can't afford the ticket, I'm back from suffragette city!

    The story:

    Those words just didn't sound right to me so I looked the song up on the Internet last week.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/20/2006 9:27 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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