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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The lift goes up where we belong
    Where the eagles fly...

    Real Lyric: Lord lift us up where we belongWhere the eagles fly...



    The story:

    Joe's duet with some American woman whose name escapes me for the moment. Might have been in a film soundtrack? Anyway, I took it as read that Joe and lady were travelling up the lazy way, in the lift, and emulating the eagles whilst remaining inside the building. Evidently on the way to the penthouse suite...

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