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    The girl with colitis goes by

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes



    The story:

    Actually, it wasn't me. It was a joke told on the sitcom "The Nanny". Fran Fine had assumed the lyrics were "the girl with colitis goes by". Mr. Sheffield corrects her, and Fran responds, "Oh! Well, I had thought that was an incredibly tasteless lyric..." It always makes me crack up.

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