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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The girl with colitis goes by

    Artist: The Beatles
    Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes

    The story:

    My sister corrected me when she heard me singing my version of the lyrics. Gawd, how embarrassing to have a younger sister correct me.

    [Ed. note: Apparently Fran Drescher said this in an episode of "The Nanny" many years back. Unclear whether the show writers got the joke from this site (it's happened before!) or the submittor got the joke from the show.]

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    My guitar teacher told me about this misunderstood lyric. I laughed until tears were streaming down my face!

    vicki227 Feb 15, 2013 11:12 pm

    I heard exactly the same thing over years, and i never heard of Fran Drescher.

    lucyinthesky Apr 23, 2009 6:47 am