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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    The dance for fire and wind
    and the stories of other kings
    are pleasing other bay lords
    down in the village of dwarves

    Artist: Rhapsody
    Real Lyric: The dance for fire and windand the stories about old kingsare pleasing our brave lordsdown in the village of dwarves

    The story:

    I've known the song for a couple of years and I
    recently bought the CD. When I read the lyrics in
    the booklet, it came to me that it really doesn't
    make any sense that there was a convention of "bay
    lords" at the village of dwarfs... I divide my life
    to before and after...

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