The center of my so-called penis
The space between your bed and wardrobe with the louvre doors

The story:

I was submitting another misheard lyric while this song was playing in the background, and when I heard that line I went "Wait, no way..." and backed it up, but I didn't hear it any differently. So I just figured, "Well, I'll add another to the archive while I'm at it" and Googled the right lyrics.