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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    the barkeepers quit struggling and she's given me the eye, well i'm not a saint yet, but i laughed so hard i think i died.

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Song: Bed Of Roses
    Real Lyric: The barkeeper's wig's crooked And she's giving me the eye, I might have said yeah, But I laughed so hard I think I died.

    The story:

    probably since this song first came out! yikes!!
    Just looked it up now after seeing this site.

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    Submitted by

    bejay1066

    Submitted on

    10/5/2007 6:45 am

    Age it happened

    40

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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