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    That's Where the Pee Pans used to come and Play

    Artist: Kinks
    Song: Come Dancing
    Real Lyric: That's Where the Big Bands Used to Come and Play



    The story:

    Actually, my roommate at the time broke his leg, and had to be placed in a cast that immobilized him up to his hip, and he needed a bedpan to pee in, or what I called a "Pee pan." Then I sang "That's where the pee pans used to come and play, my sister went there on a Saturday." Then he said, "Not POee Pans, Big Bands." "Oh, that makes more sense...." said I.

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