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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    That's me in the sauna
    That's me in the sweat, like
    Loosing my erection
    Trying to peep upon you
    And I don't know if I can do it
    Oh, no I've drank to much
    I haven't drank enough
    I thought that I heard you bathing
    I thought that

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: That's me in the cornerThat's me in the spotlight, I'mLosing my religionTrying to keep up with youAnd I don't know if I can do itOh no, I've said too muchI haven't said enoughI thought that I heard you laughingI thought that I heard you singI think I thought I saw you try

    The story:

    Infamous song of the Warsaw Hash House Harriers 1991-1992 while sitting in Tony's sauna and drinking beer after just having run another 5-7 miles.
    Unforgettable moments of sheer and simple joy!
    On, on, guys!

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