That's a recipe to put a vag upon
his hands and knees

The story:

I was listening to the song intently for the nth and found it awkward for an otherwise sad song about a man who was wrongfully judged to talk about vaginas unexpectedly. I always misheard that line as such. I just did Google search today and found out that, boy, was I wrong! It's a good thing I never told anyone, especially a fellow Shinedown fan, about this personally!