Tetanus grove, get you to move
It's alright, alright, alright.
Tetanus grove, set in your shoes,
So, stand up, alright, alright.

The story:

As the song began to play on the radio at the store
where I worked, I naturally sang along. A fellow
worker heard me singing "Tetanus grove" and informed
me that that was, surprisingly, not right. (I still
sing it this way, though!)