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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Teds Pants
    theyre falling apart the twelfth time.
    Teds Pants
    And this is the walrus you love to eat
    This is the way they look for you
    Oh, Mr. Miyagi

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Song: Dance, Dance
    Real Lyric: Dance, DanceWe're falling apart to half timeDance, DanceAnd these are the lives you'd love to leadDance, this is the way they'd loveIf they knew how misery loved me
    The story:

    Well, i saw the music video for it, and hence, the Dance kind of theme. But I think Teds Pants is so much better, and I think ill go ahead and record my version of the song. Peace out!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    3/13/2006 8:22 pm

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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