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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ted Danson likes Pizza

    Artist: Bruce Springsteen
    Song: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
    Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out

    The story:

    My friends and I were discussing something about the show Cheers and I say "How cool is it that The Boss wrote a song about Ted Danson!" I can still here their laughter. It truly haunts me. I will forever be known as the "he thought 10th Ave Freeze-Out was Ted Danson likes Pizza." guy!!!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/16/2003 1:47 pm

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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