Teaze that funny Gull in the corner
it's so fun,
oh how I wish that it were mine
I just sold it
to make a dime

The story:

I had only heard the song once at the local gym, and i thought it was a little ironic that they would sing about seagulls. it was not a very popular song, my freinds had never heard it, so i convinced them it was right. when they heard the song, however, they corrected me.