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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Taximan (Uh-huh Uh-huh)
    I like it (Uh-huh Uh-huh)

    Real Lyric: That's the way (Uh-huh Uh-huh)I like it (Uh-huh Uh-huh)

    The story:

    Actually this misheard lyric comes from my dad. After "cutting the rug" with my mom at a wedding, he exclaimed that the "Taximan" song was a great dance tune. After my bewildered response, he sang the misheard lyrics, as listed above, to huge laughter. Needless to say, dad didn't get out much in the disco era.

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