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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Tall and tanned and young and lovely
    the girl from Ipanema goes walking
    and when she passes
    he smiles
    but she doesn't see
    no she doesn't see
    she just doesn't see...

    Artist: Astrud Gilberto
    Real Lyric: Tall and tanned and young and lovelythe girl from Ipanema goes walkingand when she passeshe smilesbut she doesn't seeno she doesn't seeshe just doesn't see...



    The story:

    OK, I heard the lyrics correctly, but I was 6 years old when the song came out in 1962. I thought the song was about a blind girl.

    At the time, there was also a brand of toothpaste called Ipana. I figured Ipanema was a country where everybody brushed their teeth with Ipana, so maybe she ignored him because he didn't brush with Ipana.

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