Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 122,385 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    Takin' care of Fizz Fizz.

    Artist: BTO
    Real Lyric: Takin' Care of Business.



    The story:

    Actually, it wasn't me, but my daughter who is now 31, back when she was 12, and I was making her listen to Classic Rock Stations in the Denver Area(for her own betterment and education, of course). After a while, she started liking the "old stuff", as she called it, and I overheard her singing along with BTO's classic hit. I couldn't believe my ears. I asked her what she was singing, and she said, "Taking care of Fizz Fizz!"
    I burst out laughing so hard, I was crying. I think I hurt her feelings. I said, finally when I could catch my breath, "That doesn't even make any sense." To which she replied, "a lot of your old music doesn't make any sense, Dad. Remember that song you sing "Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man?"
    I was appropriately chagrined.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!