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    Take me down to the very last city

    Artist: Guns N' Roses
    Real Lyric: Take me down to the paradise city



    The story:

    I wasn't really into Guns and Roses but the song was really popular at the time (1990?). I remember thinking that it was weird that the song didn't actually have the title anywhere in it, and I rationalized that a paradise city would, naturally, be the very last city. You know, you'd search and search and the very last city would be paradise. Anyway, I was singing along with it with some GnR fans and a lot of laughing at my expense ensued.

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