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Latest Misheard Stories

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Take in too his redemption stool
What's kept piss sat in que
Cornering Rambo for his fries
That's all they had to buy the crime
So they sent him far away
So they sent him far away
To a little ALF cone
To a little ALF cone
All ALF own

Artist: Brian Eno

Song: Third Uncle

Real Lyric: Take in view his empty stool What's left is satin cool Clawing adornment for his crimes They saw they had to draw the line So they sent him far away So they sent him far away To a little alcove To a little alcove All alone

The story:

The first time I heard the song, I had no freaking idea what Peter Murphy was ranting about. Well, luck has it one day I sang it in front of a fellow fan. He merely giggled a little and said "ALF cone?"

The rest is history.

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

1/4/2003 2:41 pm

Age it happened

15

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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