Sure-handed joy. Sure-handed joy.
Journey through life with a plastic boy hole.
Girl by your side, let your pal be your guide.
& when it breaks down or starts to annoy, oh.
Gripes when it moves & gives you a joy,
Cause it cheats on your hat or had s

Artist: Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division

Song: Share and Joy

Real Lyric: Share and enjoy. Share and enjoy,Journey through life with a plastic boy or,Girl by your side, let your pal be your guide,& when it breaks down or starts to annoy,Grinds when it moves & gives you no joy,Cos it's eaten your hat or had sex with your cat,Bled oil on your floor or ripped off your door,You get to the point you can't stand any more,Bring it to us, we won't give a figWe'll tell you, boop-boop-beep-boop!Go stick your head in a pig.