Stuck in the mud and

The story:

It made total sense to me and even after i found out i was wrong (boy was THAT embarrassing!) i kept singing it my way. It's actually quite simple, the guy and his gfriend are walking somewhere and suddenly she gets stuck in the mud. Well, isn't THAT annoying for him! So the whole song he's pretty much saying to her, come ON let's go!!! And here's proof that my way is correct (despite all the sites that actually have the RIGHT lyrics--or do they?...). My version works also with the other words for the song:
"These tears are going nowhere baby"- she's crying! Just bcuz she got stuck in the mud. Come ON! It ain't THAT bad!
"You got stuck in the mud And now you can't get out of it"- See. She's stuck and she can't move.
"Don't say that later we'll be there" (uh-oh that's a misheard too, no? but it works with my version) - she's giving up, saying, "ah, forget it, LATER we'll be there," (they're rushing to get somewhere, rememeber?)
"Oh love, look at you now
You've got yourself stuck in the mud and" - this is him, frustrated, annoyed, trying to tell his gfriend what a jerk she is ("ohgreat, lookachya now. look what a mess you made!")
You get the point-- or do you?...
Anyway, I think i wrote too much as is so i'll shut up now.
p.s.
whoever read this whole thing must be really bored!!! :)
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my sister still sings my version. :)
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bsb rule!
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if you're still reading this- STOP!!!