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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Stick Up Your Dick

    Artist: Salt-n-Pepa
    Song: Push It
    Real Lyric: Get Up On This



    The story:

    I thought for years that these were the lyrics and swore that's what
    was said - noone could remember it but me. Even the new Nextel
    Commerical had me pointing at the television and screaming to my
    wife, "You hear it? You hear it?" But the commercial had ended and
    there went my proof - so I checked it online. Now I feel like a perv.

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