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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Starfish were meant to fly
    Hands up and touch the sky

    Artist: Nicki Minaj
    Song: Starships
    Real Lyric: Starships were meant to flyHands up and touch the sky

    The story:

    My boss, who is a professor emeritus in philosophy, was
    complaining about how his teenage kids kept singing some weird
    song that "presents an odd starfish myth about how they're meant
    to fly" on new year's eve.

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    this is funny lol

    charmedone9805 Sep 05, 2013 6:50 am