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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Stab in the liver, your mummy or your wife

    Real Lyric: Stand and deliver, your money or your life...



    The story:

    I was 7 and had been singing it like that for ages and my Mum overheard me and fell about laughing and nearly wet herself. We still laugh about it if we hear it playing, and I still sing it that way for the crack!

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    LOL, funny story

    PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:30 am