Spoon aspirator

The story:

Sitting in a bar in Zante, Greece with my some friends. The song was playing and I was singing along to myself - it seemed like the right moment to ask if anyone understood what Sade was on about - what would you need a spoon aspirator for? The embarrassment was total as the whole bar found out during the course of the evening. After that, for the whole holiday, the barman called me 'the spoon girl'.