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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Spitting out pieces of his broken lung.

    Artist: Jethro Tull
    Song: Aqualung
    Real Lyric: Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.



    The story:

    I had bought the album when it first was released in the early 1970s. About 20 years later I was disscusing with a young employee of mine, the old guy who had the office next to me, who coughed loudly and incesantly. I quoted the misheard line to the young employee, who looked at me deadly serious and said: "But that is not what the song says." I argued with him, but he proved me wrong. I stil think lung works better in the line.

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