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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Something in the way she moos

    Attracts me like no other mother.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Something
    Real Lyric: Something in the way she movesAttracts me like no other lover.

    The story:

    I quite innocently asked my college roommate what the hell McCartney could have been thinking, writing a song about a cow. I was met with about 30 seconds of stunned silence. It had never even occurred to me that I had misunderstood the lyrics until that moment.

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    Apart from the one where the person thinks Madonna wants to eat her baby, this is my favourite. Look out another Beatles mishap here - Ticket to Ryde

    Hoof_Hearted Feb 04, 2012 9:49 am

    lol @ the story!

    alikat Jul 29, 2011 11:53 pm

    George did write this song, so him being into all the Eastern Wackoism, It makes perfect sense.

    PantsMan Dec 08, 2010 8:25 am

    The sound of a cow mooing is still better than listening to Yoko Ono sing

    bot335 Oct 03, 2010 5:42 pm

    Mooooo! *bends down and eats grass*

    Bastiodon411 Feb 23, 2010 8:08 am

    Brings new light to the song title, Something :P

    PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:19 am

    This is the funniest misheard lyric I've ever heard. Kudos.

    beccadaisical Apr 02, 2009 1:20 am

    In George's book he said he wrote this in another room in the studio while Paul and John were doing overdubbs and I think that Ringo went home all ready.

    JohnPaulGeorgeRingo Jan 08, 2009 12:20 pm

    George wrote this song! :-)

    soundandfury Aug 06, 2008 9:01 pm

    But...George wrote Something......

    RubyTuesday Apr 08, 2008 9:10 pm

    That is SO funny!

    Poof19 Apr 02, 2008 5:54 pm