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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Someone told me long ago, theys-a call me Bozo

    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival
    Song: Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
    Real Lyric: Someone told me long ago, there's a calm before the storm

    The story:

    I was 13 years old when this song came out. John Fogerty isn't the most comprehendible singer & this is the way my brother & I always sang it.
    What makes this even funnier is that recently, the song came on a classic rock station while I was driving & my girlfriend turned to me & said "Did he say something about BOZO in that song?"

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    Submitted by

    karaokeTJ

    Submitted on

    9/16/2003 2:34 am

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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