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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Somebody take my pants
    I think I'm falling out

    Artist: Green Day
    Song: Jaded
    Real Lyric: Somebody keep my balanceI think I'm falling off

    The story:

    I actually looked up the lyrics because I couldn't make out a
    different part of the song. I really believed I had this line right --
    in fact, it was one of the few lines I had managed to figure out.
    So...oops, I'm a big dork! But, if you've ever been to a Green Day
    show, you will know that my version makes perfect sense.

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