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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me. I ate the sharpest tool in the shed. She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger in her bum and the shape of a elf on her forehead.

    Artist: Smash Mouth
    Song: All Star
    Real Lyric: Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a "L" on her forehead.



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    This is actually what I thought the lyrics were for several years, although it made no sense to me. I heard my parents saying what the actual lyrics were and that's how I learned what they really were. I hope no one ever heard me singing it!

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