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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Some f-ing moron runnin' in and out
    Pullin' sh-t out the ground

    Artist: Deep Purple
    Song: Smoke On The Water
    Real Lyric: Funky Claude was runnin' in and outPullin' kids out the ground

    The story:

    I've been a classic rock fan for a few years now, and I've
    misheard a few lyrics here and there. I was sitting and chilling
    out, listening to a classic rock station over the Internet when
    this song came on. After I misheard the lyric about Funky
    Claude I went, "Huh?" and laughed. After I looked up the lyrics
    I felt silly. So that's my funny story.

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    Submitted by

    IGotSwagga

    Submitted on

    5/8/2012 6:16 pm

    Age it happened

    23

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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