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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more
    And y'all come eat me in the middle of the floor
    I said eff the snake, and smell it right
    Sew your pants to the left, then you sail to the right

    So get a piece of me
    Yeah, i like th

    Real Lyric: So you grab your girls and you grab a couple more And you all could meet me in the middle of the floor Said the air is thick, it's smellin right So you pass to the left, then you sail to the right See, it appears to me You like the way I move I tell you what I'm gon' do Pull you close to share my groove



    The story:

    too often...too often have i sung these lyrics.
    I am still convinced that he actually said all that.

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    Actual tears are flowing from my eyes... TOO FUNNY!!!

    AleahKCH Jun 21, 2013 8:56 pm