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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    So caught up in you, little Darryl
    You're the one that's got me down on my knees
    So caught up in you, little Darryl
    That I never want to get myself free

    Artist: 38 Special
    Real Lyric: So caught up in you, little girlYou're the one that's got me down on my knees So caught up in you, little girlThat I never want to get myself free
    The story:

    I was well out of college, listening to an '80s tribute
    band, when it dawned on me, independently, that
    my version of this song was absurd. Perhaps a
    grown man singing about another man wouldn't
    raise many eyebrows these days but it should have
    mine as a homophobic teenager in the '80s. And
    not once did I ever think they were singing about a
    female Daryl either (such as Hannah). In my mind
    little Darryl was a guy and for some reason it was
    okay. The best part is, because I used to sing the
    song simply to embarrass my buddy's little brother
    Darryl, I went uncorrected all these years by my
    friends who thought I was goofing around since day
    one.

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