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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Snap my picture (pronounced pitcha)

    Artist: The Prodigy
    Real Lyric: Smack my b***h up Change my pitch up Smack my b***h up Change my pitch up Smack my b***h up



    The story:

    This had to have been around 10 or 15 years ago. I don't know. I'm old. It was probably about a year after the song had been out. I was on the dance floor holding my hands to my face acting like I'm taking a picture. After a few drinks, I apparently have a ridiculous need to act out song lyrics while dancing; that, or pulling out the air guitar. Instead of taking snapshots with my imaginary camera, I guess I should have been smacking my best friend around who was on the dance floor with me, especially after she saw what I was doing and busted out laughing. This was not the first time I've gotten lyrics wrong and it definitely wasn't the first time I acted a fool on the dance floor, and it won't be the last, I'm afraid. Anyway, that was the day I learned the real words, and to this day, if I hear the song, I still say the wrong words. Oh well.

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