Snap my picture (pronounced pitcha)

The story:

This had to have been around 10 or 15 years ago. I don't know. I'm old. It was probably about a year after the song had been out. I was on the dance floor holding my hands to my face acting like I'm taking a picture. After a few drinks, I apparently have a ridiculous need to act out song lyrics while dancing; that, or pulling out the air guitar. Instead of taking snapshots with my imaginary camera, I guess I should have been smacking my best friend around who was on the dance floor with me, especially after she saw what I was doing and busted out laughing. This was not the first time I've gotten lyrics wrong and it definitely wasn't the first time I acted a fool on the dance floor, and it won't be the last, I'm afraid. Anyway, that was the day I learned the real words, and to this day, if I hear the song, I still say the wrong words. Oh well.