Smoking Walter
The fire engine guy

The story:

Friend of mine told me about this one. He had a bunch of uncles who played this song endlessly when he was a young kid. He used to dance on the coffee table durning the song to the delight of his uncles. They never understood why he always had to run and grab his fireman's hat to wear befor he could dance. After many, many a performance one of his uncles asked why he always needed his fireman's hat. When he told them they almost died from laughter. He claims his drunkest uncle pissed his pants from laughing so hard. And they all spontaniously burst out laughing for days.