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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Show me how to fight for now
    And I'll tell you, baby, it was easy
    Comin' back here to you once I fingered an owl

    Artist: Justin Timberlake
    Song: Mirrors
    Real Lyric: Show me how to fight for nowAnd I'll tell you, baby, it was easyComin' back here to you once I figured it out

    The story:

    Well this song isn't that old and I was pretty
    sure JT wouldn't sing about him fingering an owl
    ... but I thought it was Hilarious

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/23/2016 9:35 am

    Age it happened

    24

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No

    Listen to original:

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