Should I give up or should I just keep chasing babies

The story:

I could never understand why someone would leave kids on a table in the first place, but that's what it sounded like they were saying, so I left it at that. I didn't find out the true lyrics until I was singing along with the song while with my friend Kris. She just looked at me and said, "He's saying 'keys', not 'kids', you stupid f**k!". I need not say more.