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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's winding them down
    On her crack machine

    Artist: The Cars
    Song: Let's Go
    Real Lyric: She's winding them down On her clock machine

    The story:

    Never embarrassed, it always seemed plausible that crack would wind people down. Of course I wouldn't know, I never did crack. I also have no idea what a clock machine is. Is it the same thing as a clock?

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    Submitted by

    Burrellfan1

    Submitted on

    8/17/2007 6:19 am

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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