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    She's into new sensations, nude kips in the handle line

    Artist: Ricky Martin
    Song: Livin' La Vida Loca
    Real Lyric: She's into new sensations, new kicks in the candle light

    The story:

    i never even realised that what i had been singing made no sense. i mean what is a handle line?

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    Submitted by

    aliroddy

    Submitted on

    3/5/2009 3:33 am

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    lol

    aliroddy Mar 16, 2009 5:26 am

    Ah! Didn't think of it that way (I'm American and forgot kip means sleep). Perhaps a handle line is people queuing up at the hardware store. Which is an admittedly odd place to take a nap, whether nude or clothed. :)

    smackymcgee Mar 15, 2009 12:22 pm

    nude kips meant to me sleeping naked

    aliroddy Mar 15, 2009 7:26 am

    For that matter, what are nude kips?

    smackymcgee Mar 13, 2009 11:49 am