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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got electric moves,
    my mom has boobs.
    It's better than a magazine.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: She's got electric moves,and mohair boots.I read it in a magazine.

    The story:

    Well, it was a friend of mine, actually. We were listening to the song on my radio, and she asked why Elton was singing about his mom's boobs. I said, "What?" She then repeated HER lyrics to me. I had no idea what the real lyrics were, but knew that Mrs. John's boobs were NOT involved. So I called my dad into the room, and he set her straight. He was as confused about it as I was. I'll never forget the look on his face--or the look on my friend's when she learned that she was wrong!

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