Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 35,539 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    She's got electric boots, a Nudie Suit

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots a mohair suit

    The story:

    I was always unsure that "nudie suit" was the right lyric, as it sounded awfully racy to my young ears. As I got older, I learned about the fabulously flashy suits made by Nudie Cohn, and figured I had been right all those years. Seems like a sequined rodeo suit would be quite fetching with electric boots, you know? I was about 25 when I was told I was wrong. Lesson learned: never apply reason when trying to decipher song lyrics.

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!