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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got electric boobs,
    Her ma has too,
    You know I read it in a magazine, oh, oh,
    Bennie and the Jets.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, A mohair suit, You know I read it in a magazine, oh, oh, Bennie and the Jets.

    The story:

    I was pretty young when this song came out, and I guess I had never heard of "mohair," so my little brain found something else that fit.

    Years later, my date (now wife) was not amused to my singing along with the radio; she thought I was just making up infantile dirty lyrics!

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