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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got electric boobs, and no tattoo's, you know I read it in a magazine!!

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: ..She's got electric boots a mohair suitYou know I read it in a magazine..



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    always knew. but I move to replace the real version with my misheard version, haha.

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    For about 35 years I've thought it was "electric boobs," and wondered how so many DJ's snuck it past the naughty-word police back in the '70s. I didn't learn the right words till after seeing "27 Dresses," so I guess I missed the joke, but now I know why the hero laughed when she sang it that way. Well, come on, it does make sense, doesn't it? A lot of those girl-group divas were really stacked, they wore low-cut, skin-tight evening gowns, usually with glittery sequins, and the effect on hormonal young men was, well, electric. I always pictured Bennie as a young Diana Ross, sparkling up the stage, and pouring on the sensuality like syrup on pancakes. Well, now I guess I have to imagine her wearing flashing footwear instead. Bummer.

    tyrannosaura Jan 11, 2009 10:47 am