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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got electric b**bs...

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit.

    The story:

    Well, I never actually embarrassed myself over the lyric...but I really LIKE my version and I want to get it out there, for others to enjoy. It kind of lends a Bowie-esque / Metropolis (the movie) feel to the lyrics. You know, just imagine it as a science fiction tune, set a few years forward, in some dystopian future, when the latest breast implants (or who knows, penile..?) have gone all neon and LED-enhanced. And you can read about it in a magazine...(Oh, oh) Bennie and the Jets! (so now I've gone and embarrassed myself -- I hope you're happy! :-)

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